Friday, March 12, 2010

~I WannA be RomanTic!!~~


Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her


When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go


When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her


When she’s quiet
Ask her whats wrong


When she ignores you
Give her your attention


When she pulls away
Pull her back


When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful


When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word


When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind


When she’s scared
Protect her


When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night


When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh


When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay


When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up


When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand


When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers


When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh


When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold


When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does


When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers


When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it


- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she’s all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she’s important.
- Don’t talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am i kicking baby?”


If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you


*Guys post as: “I’d be this Boyfriend.
*Girls post as: “A real boyfriend”

                                                                                               Romantic & Love

~pemilik hAti BY "Usop,Ilyas,Azhar,Taqi"~

☼ Lagu iNi telaH d buaT semPeNa haRi keboRingan d Ruma Bersama kWn2
Lagu ini original dari kumPulan Armada Band n teLah d cIplak Kn oleh Km semua...penyanyi pertama c azhar merangkap *first voice* ...penyanyi kedua c UsoP merangkap *chorus voice*...pemain drum c taQi hanya menggunakan *laptop* tuk main...and last skali pemain gitar c ilyaS main dengan kusyuk nya....Bole la laYan ni VideO..0(^_^)0

 

                                                                 ilyas

~CeriTa LawaK~

Boboi Kencing Malam

Ada seorang budak kecik, Boboi namanya umur dlm 4 thn. Dia nih memang gemar sangat kencing. Mungkin pundi kencing dia longgar agaknya. Kadang-kadang tu pergi fun-fair ke, supermarket ke, mana-manalah tempat yang ramai orang, kalau dia nak kencing ajer, sesuka hati dia jerit kat mak dia...

"mak..boboi nak kencing!!!".

Maka mak dia pon mencari jalan penyelesaian utk Boboi sebab mak nya malu dengan perangai Boboi nih menjerit kat tempat yang ramai orang. Maka mak nyer pon kata kat Boboi,

"Boboi..lain kali kalau Boboi nak kencing, Boboi cakap nak nyanyi,ok?". Boboi pon mengangguk tanda paham.

Nak dijadikan cerita, satu hari mak Boboi ada outstation, jadi Boboi di hantar bermalam dengan neneknya. Masa tuh dah agak malam, nenek pun dah terbaring penat setelah seharian melayan karenah Boboi. Budak boboi nih bukan tau orang tua tuh penat ke idak. Dia pun menjerit kat neneknya... "Nenek...Boboi nak nyanyi!!".

Neneknya membalas "Dah malam nih,esok lah nyanyi, nanti orang rumah sebelah marah pulak boboi bising!", terang nenek. Si boboi terus mendesak juga. Akhirnya neneknya pasrah...

"Um..yerlah..boboi..boboi nyanyi perlahan-lahan kat telinga nenek ye....." 
 
Malu sesangat kerana Terbesalin 

Seorang wanita muda telah ter'bersalin' di dalam sebuah lif. Dier pun malu macam nak giler dan tak mahu kuar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun memanggil polis, bomba dan psychologist untuk pujuk dier keluar. Psychologist tu pun cakap ler,

"Cik... keluar lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biase jer nih." Wanita muda yang terbersalin itu pun menjawab,

"Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu." Psychologist itu menambah, "Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ader 1 kes lagi teruk... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang!!"

Mendengarkan kata-kata Psychologist tu jer, wanita muda tu terus meraung bagai nak giler lalu berkata, "Yang tu pun saya gak, uhwaaa..!!!"
 

♣  Melawati Kawasan Perkuburan

Ali dan Abu baru pulang dari bandar. untuk sampai kekampung, mereka terpaksa melalui jalan pintas yg bersebelahan sebuah kawasan perkuburan.

Hati mereka berdebar-debar semasa melalui kawasan perkuburan itu dan dalam sayup-sayup malam mereka terdengar bunyi ketukan dari kawasan perkuburan itu.

Mereka berdua memberanikan diri untuk melihat dari mana datang bunyi itu. Dengan perlahan-lahan mereka menghampiri kawasan kuburdan ternampak seorang tua sedang mengetuk batu nisan menggunakan tukul besi dan pahat.Dalam keadaan yang agak gelap itu,orang tua tersebut tekun mengukir sesuatu diatas batu nisan.

Ali dan Abu bersuara "Fuuufff...terkejut kami,ingatkan pakcik ni hantu tadi, buat kami terkejut aje".

Sambil merapati orang tua itu mereka bertanya: "Apa yang pakcik buat malam-malam buta kat kubur ni??"

Tiba-tiba lelaki tua itu menjawab dengan marah..."Bodoh!!Dia orang salah eja nama aku!" 


*jangan tension2 ya...

~KoLekSi viDeo UngU~

* Jum layan lagu-lagu ungu....*
        ~Ungu ForeVer~

♪Cinta Dalam Hati
 

♪Kekasih Gelapku
 

♪Tercipta Untukku
  

 ♪Aku Bukan Pilihan Hatimu
 

 ♪Ku Ingin SelamanYa

♪Delima Cinta
  

 ♪Penguasa Hatiku
 

                                                                                                  ilyas 

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

~PemiliK hatikU - arMada baNd~~

Yeah**....ni la LagU kegemaranku n faVeret Band....sO..kalo RajiN2 tu,sila2 la dGr ya....
                               




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Tapi tak menyerah
Mencoba lupakan
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Harus bagaimana ku mengungkapkannya
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Ku ingin dicinta
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Sunday, March 7, 2010

stUdenT LiFe~

New semester:


After 1st week:


After the 2nd week:

Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:

Before the final exam:


Once get to know the final exam schedule:


7 days before the final exam:


6 days before the final exam:


5 days before the final exam:


4 days before the final exam:


3 days before the final exam:


2 days before the final exam:


1 day before the final exam:


The night before the final exam:


1 hour before the final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the examination hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:

!!That's StudenT Life!!